People of Girth Unite!

People of Girth!  I address you here to urge you to cast off your chains and vanquish your oppressors!  It is time that the unfair discrimination against us is named for what it is and abolished.  Who are these twigs that call us fat when the truth is that they are too thin?  Where is the beauty in skin and bones? 

No more shall plus size clothes in department stores be displayed only at the back of the top floor.  Instead our roomy regular sizes shall be available in the middle of the main floor while those little “minus” sizes are upstairs in the back.  

Demand that chocolate be freed of its stigma of being called candy and be  given its rightful place among the food groups. 

Never again shall we be charged double for airline seats. Vanquish the narrow seat conspiracy and demand that airlines be required to provide seats of adequate room for fully grown individuals. 

Demand affirmative action for big, beautiful and broad models on the fashion magazine covers of the world. 

Ban those tasteless microscopic diet meals from the supermarket shelves.  Replace them with some real meat and potatoes dishes that you can bite into.

Why is unnecessary medical intervention being forced upon us at every turn just because we don’t look anorexic?  Eliminate all those demeaning advertisements for weight loss drugs and procedures from the airwaves and the world wide web.  Who are these people to say how much girth is too much? 

 Together we can do it. Stand with me now as we claim our rightful place in society and the world.  Write to your Congressman, MP or other legislative representative and demand that girth anti-discrimination laws be put on the law books of your country.  Demand action now!

Do not give in to dismay. Remember that by standing shoulder to shoulder, we people of girth can circle the globe twice as fast as those shrimps.   They really haven’t got a chance when you come to think of it. 

People of Girth Unite!!